Which Barby Are You?

Sorry guys, the best you can do with this is decide which one you is most like your ex. The spelling isn't wrong. I don't own the name to the doll. However, I have met quite a few of these "living dolls". There is the standard Professional Barby. Kaspar suit and 9-West accessories. There is the Prozac Barby wearing a smart scarf with her tailored uniform suit. There is also the high end version, insurance girl Barby wearing the optional Donna Karan tailored look with Coach accessories. My favorite is the Alpha Barby. Neat, sharp and fierce. Usually too literal for wardrobe nuances. Which one are you or do you know more?
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